dw:

do you ever just flex your butt to the beat of a song

(Source: combusken)

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

(Source: terezisprite2)

dutchster:

homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes

unexotic:

unexotic:

is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

update: i was having an asthma attack

dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

hate:

*sleeps all day yet is tired 24/7*

skypestripper:

we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you