brand-new-vinyl:

mithris:

I fucking died laughing.

WHATT HE ACTUAL F UCK OMG

landorus:

tomato-market:

landorus:

DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS

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heard u were talking shit

i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before

(Source: landorus)

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

(Source: shalrath)

yo-mammadelrey:

When YouTube asks you to sign in your confirm your age
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joshpeck:

my superpower would probably be considered the ability to look at any selfie i’ve ever taken and hate it after staring at it for .032 seconds

lucidnee:

prettypussyprincess:

if u wit ur girl

and she put her phone down like this:

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u mostly likely a side nigga stay woke

Can y’all stop giving away secrets