whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

(Source: anus)

bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

(Source: heteroh)

h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

dw:

do you ever just flex your butt to the beat of a song

(Source: combusken)

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

(Source: terezisprite2)

dutchster:

homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes

unexotic:

unexotic:

is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

update: i was having an asthma attack