Most to Least Funniest Signs

funastrology:

Sagittarius/Gemini
Aquarius
Leo
Scorpio (Dark Humor)
Aries
Libra
Taurus
Cancer
Virgo
Pisces
Capricorn

knightscrest:

my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.

dreamerliveson:

No no no oh! and no

But they had the time to create that

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

(Source: unlawfully)

jesuschristvevo:

being hotter than me is selfish and rude

reblog if girls are cute and you are afraid

(Source: taskforcetengu)

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

(Source: itsbetterthananal)